"Goon"

There's only two types of goon out there,

The ones that I can scull, and the ones I can bear.

So baby I hope that you came prepared,

I've got a goon sack- so beware.

I'm the goon lass, I drink a lot.

I'm like a firecracker, I drink goon hot when I put on a show.

I feel the alcohol moving through my veins.

Pour goon on me and I'm ready to break.

I'm like an alco the dance floor is my stage.

Better be ready hope that you feel the same.

All eyes on goon, at the centre of the goon, just like a "goonrus"

etc. etc.